The club continued its annual participation in the mini-soccer
tournament at the Trim Vintage and Veteran Car Rally on Sunday last.
Robert Bradley and Nick Nally organised the event on the day and
twenty-four youngsters took part in a six-a-side tournament consisting
of four teams. There was an initial group stage before the eventual
playoffs. The players choose the team names and Real Madrid finished in
4th place after narrowly losing out on penalties to 3rd placed Irish
Bulldogs!
The final was also close affair with the aptly named Too
Fast Too Furious emerging victorious over Man Utd in a very exciting
finale. Afterwards all the players received medals for their
participation and Fergal O’Hare a member of last years U-9 squad was
selected as player of the tournament and went home with the inaugural
Ollie O’Brien Memorial Trophy kindly donated by Trim Vintage and
Veteran. Ollie was a former club member who tragically passed away
earlier this year.

Club Secretary Des Clancy has expressed thanks on behalf of the
Committee and Members of the Club to the Meath Local Sports Partnership
for the Sport & Physical Activity Grant received this week. Special
thanks to Mary Murphy and Marcella Mitchell for their assistance.

So Shane,
Tell us an interesting fact that not a lot of people know about you
I’ve always wanted to punch a cow.

Date and Place of birth
20-9-1979, Louth

Marital status
Blissfully single

Best advice given
Don’t go bungee jumping in Mexico, they just don’t have the regulations (given to a friend travelling to Mexico last year.)

Worst Advice given
You should go bungee jumping (given to friend (RIP)) on holidays in Mexico two years ago

Favourite Band
Pink Floyd

Favourite Film
Space Odyssey

Favourite Food
Steak in Shannahan’s

Biggest influence on career
My father

Best goal
U-14, tully park, I was lining up a wall, face stuck to the right hand post, screaming at Hairy to ‘MOVE RiGHT! MOVE RIGHT!’ The other team’s player decided to take a quick free. He didn’t connect well and the ball moved slowly goalbound. I shouted at the referee and only then got scrambling across the goal. I had stumbled, fell, tipped the slowly moving ball onto the post. It then proceeded to hit me on the back of the head and go into the net. Des Clancy nearly came onto the field to rip my head off. The referee had to hold up the restart because we were going ape at each other.

Favourite game
Soccer

Game you’d rather forget
Can’t remember

Are you superstitious?
Not yet.

Tell readers your favourite joke
Duck walks into a bar and asks the barman ‘Do you have any sandwhiches?’
Barman says ‘Sorry sir we don’t do sandwhiches, just drinks and crisps. Do you want a pint?”
Duck: Have you got any sandwhiches?
Barman, a bit confused says “No, just the drinks.”
Duck “Have you got any sandwhices?
Barman: No. No Sandwhiches.
Duck: Have you got any sandwhiches?
Barman: No, we don’t sell sandwhiches.
Duck: Have you got any sandwhiches?
Barman: Listen you little prick we don’t do sandwhiches. Now get lost.
Duck: Have you got any sandwhiches?
Barman: Listen we don’t do f***ing sandwhiches. We don’t do them, we never have, never will. Just drink. Now if you ask me if I have any sandwhiches any more I’m going to nail you beak to this bar. Duck: Have you got any nails?
Barman: No of course not.
Duck: have you got any sandwhiches.

If you won €1 million on the lottery what would you buy and who for?
I would buy a hurley for every child in this country.

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So Seamus,
Tell us an interesting fact that not a lot of people know about you


Date and Place of birth
Louth - 13 February 1982

Marital status
Very Much Single

Best advice given
Always wear sunscreen(Baz Lurman!)

Worst Advice given
Get rich or die tryin(50cent!)

Favourite Band
Richard Aschcroft(solo artist and yes,the lead singer of The Verve)

Favourite Film
Anchorman

Favourite Food
Taco fries fron abbrakadabbra

Biggest influence on career
what career!

Best goal
Vieira’s spot kick against man u in the fa cup final,sweet as man,and all my goals off course!

Favourite game
Man utd v arsenal.old trafford,wiltord’s goal to clinch the title,doesnt come much better than that!

Game you’d rather forget
man utd v arsenal’s 2nd team,6-1…………….

Are you superstitious?
Yes.

Tell readers your favourite joke
no,i’m afraid everyone will die wit the laughing!

If you won €1 million on the lottery what would you buy and who for?
I’d have to do the bleeding thing 1st to win it!

Thank you Seamus for putting yourself under the SPOTLIGHT.

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So Ross,
Tell us an interesting fact that not a lot of people know about you
I’m off to Australia in 5 months time, thats the best I could come up with but they probably know that!

Date and Place of birth
16/04/1981, Trim

Marital status
Single, put up a good photo of me for this one!

Best advice given
Dont give the ball to Neller unless your stuck, he’ll only put it in the hedge!!

Worst Advice given
Give the ball to Neller, he’s free!!

Favourite Band
Razorlight

Favourite Film
Braveheart & any Jenna Jameson Movies!!

Favourite Food
Pasta, Lasagne, Spagetti Bolognese, the Italian stuff except the chippers!

Biggest influence on career
Alcohol, its the makin or breakin of ye! Breakin mainly!

Best goal
Against Square for the seconds last year, wont go in to too much detail but it was pure genius, i’m a creator, let me create!!

Favourite game
Man Utd v Bayern Munich, need i say more!

Game you’d rather forget
Arsenal scum last year in the FA Cup Final, its a sick world at times!

Are you superstitious?
Nope

Tell readers your favourite joke
I said it before & i’ll say it again, NELLER!!

If you won €1 million on the lottery what would you buy and who for?
An abrakebabra franchise out in Sydney for “the growler” harte, he’d love it & a bucketload of fake tan for the “Casper” Kelly so he’d look a bit more presentable in them photos were gettin back!!

Thank you Ross for putting yourself under the SPOTLIGHT.

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Read on …So Ronan,
Tell us an interesting fact that not a lot of people know about you
I have never been to the isle of man.

Date and Place of birth
28th may 1980 - Ratunda hospital Dublin at 00.05

Marital status
Single but courtinBest advice given
To thyne own self be true

Worst Advice given
Do H.E. for your junior cert.

Favourite Band
Sterophonics

Favourite Film
The Shawshank Redemption

Favourite Food
Lasagna

Biggest influence on career
Me Da

Best goal
Overhead volley from the edge of the box playing for Paraguay in the world cup in 1966.(or Never)

Favourite game
Hide the pooh in floods house while he is away.

Game you’d rather forget
Flood posting it back to me.

Are you superstitious?
Hell Yeah

Tell readers your favourite joke
Polar bear walks into a bar and says can I have a ………………………………..pint. And the barman says why the big Pause.

If you won €1 million on the lottery what would you buy and who for?
I’d buy Cissea for trim celtic.and buy a house a car and a boat out of the change.

Thank you Ronan for putting yourself under the SPOTLIGHT.

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So Peter,
Tell us an interesting fact that not a lot of people know about you
I have been living in Austria now for over a year and a half and play in a band there called KING BLEE

Date and Place of birth
15 September 1979

Marital status
Not married, free to swim in any waters I want

Best advice given
if in doubt….put it out Worst Advice given
beetroot tastes great

Favourite Band
Pearl Jam

Favourite Film
Dead Man Walking/A Time to Kill

Favourite Food
Fritatten Suppe

Biggest influence on career
Ron Jeremy

Best goal
An overhead bicycle kick scored for Agher reserves from the penalty spot. A complete fluke, but nice.

Favourite game
An overhead bicycle kick scored for Agher reserves from the penalty spot. A complete fluke, but nice.

Game you’d rather forget
Playing for Celtics reserves against Trim Town….we lost 6-0

Are you superstitious?
yeah…but I dont do the whole ´dont walk under a ladder or break a mirror´ thing….its more keeping a pattern, keep the same routine.

Tell readers your favourite joke
Unfortunately we cannot put this joke up, but thanks and very funny..

If you won €1 million on the lottery what would you buy and who for?
If I won the lotto and had one million euro, I would buy Peter Crouch, sit him down and tell him that he is useless and that the only reason he plays is because he is an ugly gangly freak who will become an icon with the fans due to his unfortunate features and lack of footballing ability.

Thank you Peter for putting yourself under the SPOTLIGHT.

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So Paul,
Tell us an interesting fact that not a lot of people know about you
I’ve never scored a goal from play…

Date and Place of birth
13th July 1987

Marital status
Happily Married,ha

Best advice given
If there’s grass on the pitch lets play (Thanks Diddles)

Worst Advice given
Support Aston Villa

Favourite Band
Artic Monkeys,at the moment.

Favourite Film
Football Factory

Favourite Food
Castle Takeaway

Biggest influence on career
Drink

Best goal
Penalty vs Carrick

Favourite game
Ireland vs England 6 nations

Game you’d rather forget
u13’s,got sent off and scored an own goal.

Are you superstitious?
nope

Tell readers your favourite joke
3 blondes walk into a bar,ya think 1 of them wud have seen it…

If you won €1 million on the lottery what would you buy and who for?
Buy a decent player for Villa….

Thank you Paul for putting yourself under the SPOTLIGHT.

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So John,
Tell us an interesting fact that not a lot of people know about you
i’ve no nipples

Date and Place of birth
dublin, 08/09/80

Marital status
you couldn’t be any more single!

Best advice given
never back an eegit cause you’ll always find one.

Worst Advice given
go to australia with seamie, he’ll be great craic!!!

Favourite Band
coldplay/bon jovi

Favourite Film
lord of the rings

Favourite Food
Spaghetti Bolognaise,

Biggest influence on career
jamie carragher, kick or be kicked!

Best goal
carlow, two nil down, do i have to say any more!! A little thank you to seamie for the pass!!!

Favourite game
Istanbul 2005,the greatest night ever in football.

Game you’d rather forget
liverpool v benfica this season

Are you superstitious?
no

Tell readers your favourite joke
that man u are better than liverpool, cracks me up ever time!

If you won €1 million on the lottery what would you buy and who for?
trim celtic so i’d be guaranteed a game!

Thank you John for putting yourself under the SPOTLIGHT.

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